Brock "The Curtains" Slapperton
Brock "The Curtains" Slapperton
Brock "The Curtains" Slapperton
Brock "The Curtains" Slapperton

Brock "The Curtains" Slapperton #5

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Grandma Pants Hockey Goons. Built different for Total Chaos on the Ice

Get the 2026 Hockey Goon Brock "The Curtains" Slapperton #5! Our collectible cards paint a picture a Hockey game that we wouldn't dare dream of, or would we?! Born in cold rinks, raised on bad ice, and powered by questionable decisions, every Hockey Goon has a story. These legendary characters are known for big hits, bigger personalities, missing teeth, and absolutely no fear of the penalty box!

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  • 1 High-quality double sided card with the player and their story
  • Big Hits: Always looking to make an impact
  • Missing Teeth: Considered a badge of honor
  • Penalty Minutes: The bigger the number, the better
  • Goon Factor: Tough, unpredictable, and slightly unhinged
  • Legend Status: Every Goon has a story worth collecting
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WOW! Our Brock "The Curtains" Slapperton #5. Go for it!

We are excited to have you here! This Brock "The Curtains" Slapperton #5 is ready & waiting to fulfill a Hockey arena dream! We believe our products can take the game to new heights of excitement and roaring community!

Since 1993 we've been a "buddy", a pal and a cheering friend at "the rink" ... where no one body-checks Grandma... nobody!! Join us in bringing Grandma Pants super powers to the spirit of Hockey!

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Our Story

The Grandma Pant's story began in Northern Minnesota, 1993. Grandma Rachel M. Anderson tailored colorful all over printed fleece pants as Birthday and Christmas gifts for her Grandson, They were an instant hit and soon after numerous other family members and friends alike requested their own pair of GRANDMA PANTS.
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